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Caution: This site is not for the faint of heart, the lazily obese, people who take life too serious or anyone else that cannot look in the mirror and realize life is too short not to laugh. Warning: You may experience the following side effects when viewing this site, uncontrollable bouts of laughter, controllable bouts of laughter. You may have moments of deep thought. You may say to yourself or friends, “Amen” or “what the f*ck?” In some rare instances you may experience pleasure. This site may motivate you to make a positive change in your life or others. It is recommended that you have a change of underwear when reading content on this site as Clarby is not responsible for you going out in public with soiled under garments. This site does not cause anal leakage. If you are experiencing anal leakage it is from some other activity or site you are viewing and it is highly recommended that you consult a doctor. |
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